Various bits of flotsam and jetsam I've stumbled across on the Intranet.

Appreciation Lunch for 900 Associates

  • Caller: I need to order 300 pizzas to go.
  • Pizza Hut: Right. April 1st is still months away. <click>
  • ...
  • Caller: I am not kidding, I need to order 300 pizzas for an employee appreciation lunch.
  • PH: Perhaps in person. With cash.